I'm Sydney.

I'm 20. I'm a very neat monster.

I never know what I'm doing. sometimes I'm really charming. I really enjoy the company of cats. my mind is working at its own pace and there are far too many things trying to happen in there all at once. I don't like it when people get close to my face. I smoke a lot. my hair is really nice. if I was a Disney princess, I would be Belle.

if you'd like to know about some things you might find here:
Lost, Breaking Bad, Noel Gallagher, Dexter, Community, Supernatural, cats, weed, more cats, me rambling about shit that isn't important, and things related to Olivia Wilde.

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Glacial River Lagoon (Jökulsárlón, Iceland) by Dariusz W.

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Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.


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"One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”"

~ Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via coalesc)

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

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"How weird it is to think I used to not know of your existence. I somehow lived my life without ever knowing you were a person. Once we met though, god I haven’t been able to get you out of my head since. It’s hard to imagine I used to be able to live my life without you consuming my head with thoughts."

~ kmr (disastrous-heartache)

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hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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